Zacko (he/it)

Shamelessly over-sharing on the internet has been my forte for longer than a decade, and I have very little interest in stopping the abhorrent expansion of my digital footprint. Below you will notice all of the places I can be stalked online.To find me offline, you can try rattling a human skull filled with acorns. Shake it as hard as you can. I will come running. (Slowly, though, because I have chronic knee pain.)