Zacko (he/it)

Greetings! Shamelessly over-sharing on the internet has been my worst habit for longer than a decade. Below you will notice a convenient directory of sites where you can stalk me online and catch a glimpse of my abhorrent digital footprint.To find me offline, you can try rattling a human skull filled with acorns. Shake it as hard as you can. I will come running.

Social Media

I do not use tumblr or tiktok!
Any accounts in my name are fake.

Contact me via email at
[email protected]

Amazon Wish List:
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